A lot has happened in my fabulous, jet-setting life. A lot. The person I am right now no longer has any similarity the person you last knew, who updated a little over a month ago. You will be shocked! Surprised! Horrified! Bewildered! You will OOO! You will AAA! Prepare yourselves because...
No I'm just kidding. Nothing of interest to report. Have a picture of my hair taking over me.
Real update might come later. Might not. You're not the boss of me, Internet.
